Hey WWE! I'm Ready To Start Writing For You Now!

So I'm guessing the WWE will be contacting me any minute now with that job offer....writing for the WWE Diva division.....

Quote from Wikipedia (check the hyperlinks afterwards)

"On the January 14 episode of Raw, Kaitlyn defeated Eve Torres in her home town of Houston, Texas to win the WWE Divas Championship with the stipulation, if that Eve got disqualified or counted-out Kaitlyn would become the Divas Champion."

Is Kaitlyn The Next WWE Champion?
http://beautiful-wrestling.blogspot.com/2012/11/is-kaitlyn-next-wwe-divas-champion.html

"Maybe Kaitlyn can rig one of those matches where the title DOES change hands on a DQ.
You never know."
http://beautiful-wrestling.blogspot.com/2013/01/eve-vs-kaitlynagain.html

Well I guess I did know huh?

Call me.