Ms. Tessmacher is Back

Ms. Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) has returned to TNA and says that she wants the TNA Knockouts Championship.
She has been "training" and wants back into the Knockouts division.
Well here, you can hear it for yourself....



As you probably already know, Ms. Tessmacher has been involved in pro wrestling since 2006.
She started out in the 2006 WWE Diva Search and unfortunately didn't even make it into the top eight.
But as the WWE so often did back then, she was given a contract anyway.
She went to Deep South Wrestling (DSW) to train, starting out as a valet, while training to become an actual wrestler.
Her first wrestling match was (interestingly enough) a loss to Angel Williams (now TNA's Angelina Love) in December of 2006.

Then she went to ECW, where her wrestling training was pretty much tossed out the window and she became a dancer.
But she still continued on in OVW at the same time, until being sent to Florida Championship Wrestling in 2007.

On November 1st, 2007, she was released from the WWE and on March 29, 2010, she showed up on TNA as Eric Bischoff's assistant, Ms. Tessmacher.
Yes she was named after Valerie Perrine's character in Superman and Superman 2.
After a false start with Lacey Von Erich, she finally got in the ring as Mickie James' partner but they were defeated by Madison Rayne and Tara.

On Christmas day she got a broken jaw (Not in the ring mind you, she was punched in the jaw by a friend. Nice gift huh?) and had to have surgery to fix it.



Well now she's back and I'm kinda curious to see what TNA does with her.
Will she be going after Mickie James?

Promos For Awesome Kong and Brandi Alexis Reed

It seems like it's promo time for the WWE Divas.

First, the long awaited first look at Awesome Kong in the WWE....



And then the not so long awaited promo for Brandi Alexis Reed in FCW...



From the looks of it, FCW maybe going with a Middle Eastern gimmick with Brandi.

I havent really mentioned TNA here that much lately (frankly, I havent seen the need to) but here is a reason why.....



TNA 90210?

WWE Diva Gail Kim and Robert Irvine?

Rumor has it that WWE Diva Gail Kim (who? LOL...I know) is engaged to celebrity chef Robert Irvine.
Well it's not so much a rumor as Tammy "Sunny" Sytch (now a WWE Hall of Fame member) said on her Facebook account that a WWE Diva would be getting married soon and Gail and Robert were together at the WrestleMania 27 weekend and the Hall of Fame.
(Why not? They sure didn't let Gail wrestle!)

This is what Tammy said...
"Can't believe one of my favorite WWE Divas in marrying one of my favorite Food Network chefs!!"
"Man, is she a lucky girl! All that amazing food, all the time!!!"




So who is this Robert Irvine person that's gonna marry Gail?
Well if you watch the Food Network you know.
And if you don't...dude is a beast!
You don't expect chefs to be that big, but this former member of the Royal Navy is.
Oddly enough, Wikipedia (I know...it's Wikipedia but still...) lists Robert as being married since at least 1998.

Robert recently told ESPN that the two will be getting married in the Spring.


WWE Diva Gail Kim and Robert Irvine? , posted to http://beautiful-wrestling.blogspot.com/ on March 9th, 2011

Snooki Wins At Wrestlemania

Well Wrestlemania XXVII is now in the books and everyone seems to be flipping out about Snooki scoring the pin in the Snooki, Trish Stratus and John Morrison versus Dolph Ziggler and LayCool with Vickie Guerrero match.

"She’s always been one to run her mouth and after her win at Wrestlemania XXVII it seems Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi can back it up."
http://celebrity-gossip.net/


"As Snooki's WWE debut proved, she didn't step into the ring just to get tossed around and pummeled"
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/


"Snooki, captain of her high school cheerleading squad, did some athletic moves to get the victory."
http://espn.go.com/

Guys.....really?
She did two handsprings, a cartwheel and a splash.
I'm guessing maybe 50% (or more) of the readers out there could pull off the same moves with a weeks instructions.
And that's not counting the ones out there that already can.

I imagine Michelle McCool's fans are feeling the same way that I felt that night K-Fed pinned John Cena.
(No I'm not letting that go!)
The two time WWE Unified Divas Championship and two time WWE Women's Championship beaten by a four foot nine reality star, using a finishing move that Molly Holly used to use as a transition move.

Heck, why didn't they just go all out and have Snooki take out Michelle with "The People's Elbow" or "The Big Leg"?

Actually "The Big Leg" would have been more fitting.